Popcorn

William: Mommy, if you put a banana in the sun, it will turn into popcorn.

Me: ..... huh? Hahahahaha

There are mosquitoes on my eyes

This morning upon waking up, with eyes still shut:

William: Mommy, please take mosquitoes off of my eyes.

Me: Huh? The skittles are on your eyes?

William: No, MOSQUITOES.

Me: 😨 What do you mean, mosquitoes?

William: That's why I can't open my eyes yet!

😂😂😂😂😂