Who cuts off the chicken's face?

Here's another episode of "Questions I Don't Know How to Answer":

I give William chicken for dinner.

William (as he proceeds to eat): Who cuts off the chicken's face?
Me: Huh, what did you say?
William: Who cuts off the chicken's face before we eat it?
Me: 😲😲😲
William: And do they use a big knife?
Me: 😳😳😳
William: And do they cut off all the chicken's faces in the world?

🐓🐓🐓🐓
😳😳😳😳
😂😂😂😂
🍴🍴🍴🍴
🍗🍗🍗🍗

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When I get bigger...

"Mommy, when I get bigger, both you and me will go to work."
-William

😱😱😱😱😱😱???????

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Please bless the baby....

Goodnight prayer:
"Please bless the baby so it will grow and I will take care of it."

After our prayer, as I sat on the bed, he kissed me and then bent down and kissed my belly without prompting. I almost got ugly cry face. He is already so sweet and caring and he hasn't even met the baby yet. <3

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Food prayer...

Excerpt from William's food prayer:

"Please bless everyone.
Please bless everyone again."


Hahahaha extra blessings.
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I will take care of the baby...

Excerpt from William's prayer tonight:

"Please take care of Mommy and Daddy,
And then I will take care of the baby."

I legit cried.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Why did you and Daddy make me?

William's question today when I picked him up from school:

Him: Mommy, why did you and Daddy make me?

Me: Huh?

Him: Why did you and Daddy make me, and then I came out of your belly when I was a baby?

😳😳😳😳😲😲😲😲😱😱😱😱

Well, at least he asked WHY and not HOW.... LOL!

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