A prayer: Wait, what about Daddy?

Me: William pray for school.

Him:
Dear Father
Please bless Mommy
Please bless the baby
Please bless Miss Rebecca (his teacher)
Please bless school
Please bless Mommy
Please bless the baby

Amen.

Me: Wait what about Daddy?

Him:
Dear Father
Please bless "about Daddy"

Amen.

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I slept for 100 years!

Me: Good morning William! Did you sleep well?

Him: Yah!!! I slept for 100 years!!!

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We don't celebrate Halloween

In case you don't know, my family doesn't celebrate Halloween. I had a proud momma moment this morning when a video auto-played on YouTube that was Halloween-themed and William looked at me with concern and said, "Mommy, we don't celebrate Halloween!" He wanted me to change the video.

I am happy that for now, he understands that we don't celebrate certain holidays, and I know when he gets a little older, I'll be able to explain WHY.

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There are a lot of Williams...

William: There are a lot of Williams in North America.
Me: Oh, is that so?
Him: YAH! There are large ones and small ones.
Me: Oh wow!
Him: Yah - large laughing Williams, and small laughing Williams.
Me: Ohhh okay, and how about you? Are you a large or a small William?
Him: I'm a small laughing William.

Just in case you didn't know...

Did you pack my fruits?

William's questions and comments for me this morning:

- Did you pack my fruits in my lunch, Mommy?
- What about my raisins?
- Why did God put us on Earth?
- Why did God build our house?
- Can God make a funny face?
- I want God to paint our house green.
- Actually, it should be rainbow-colored.
- [Upon passing a noisy construction site]: I don't want the construction workers to go to my house.

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