Daddy's Shoes

William: Daddy, don't leave your shoes on the floor. You have to put them back where they belong. Next time make sure you do that.

😂😂😂😂

HAHAHAHAHA he is his mother's son!!!

#cleanup #4yearold #williamsayswhat #william1026

Because you like avocado?

William (in a bothered tone): Mommy, why did you put avocado in my sausage and eggs?

Me: Umm.. because you like avocado?

William: .... yah. I do.

Me: 😑😂

#william1026 #thingswilliamsays #4yearold #goodeater #teamesguerra

William the swooner

I sold a mattress today. I had decided to lower the price by $20 so I could get rid of it right away.

The lady just came by and paid me, and then William smiled at her and she randomly gave him a $20 bill... so I ended up selling it at the price I originally asked for it anyway LOL! It was funny because he didn't know what she gave him, he's like, "Mommy, what's this?" And I looked at it and I'm like, "OMGOSH it's a twenty!!!" LOL!

Thanks, William for being charming HAHAHAHAHA! And thank you, kind lady for buying my mattress!!!

The only thing is, I don't know how it's supposed to fit in the back of her Scion xC 😱😱

#william1026 #teamesguerra #blessings

The opposite of yes?

Daddy: What is the opposite of yes?

William: It's, "No thank you!"

Hehe! #william1026 #thingswilliamsays #4yearold #manners

Is it Good-Morning Time, Mommy?

Favorite things that William says when he gets up in the morning, usually about 7am LOL:

"Is it good-morning time yet, Mommy?"
"I got a lot of sleep. It was so good."
"Are you full of energy, Mommy?"
"I am full of energy."

So adorable. Keep it coming.

#william1026 #4yearold #williamsayswhat #thingswilliamsays #teamesguerra

What did you do at school today?

What did you do at school today, baby?

"I painted something beautiful for my daddy. And I also ate food."

#william1026 #4yearold #teamesguerra #sweetkid

Who cuts off the chicken's face?

Here's another episode of "Questions I Don't Know How to Answer":

I give William chicken for dinner.

William (as he proceeds to eat): Who cuts off the chicken's face?
Me: Huh, what did you say?
William: Who cuts off the chicken's face before we eat it?
Me: 😲😲😲
William: And do they use a big knife?
Me: 😳😳😳
William: And do they cut off all the chicken's faces in the world?

🐓🐓🐓🐓
😳😳😳😳
😂😂😂😂
🍴🍴🍴🍴
🍗🍗🍗🍗

#william1026 #teamesguerra #williamsayswhat #thingswilliamsays #4yearold#hungrykid

When I get bigger...

"Mommy, when I get bigger, both you and me will go to work."
-William

😱😱😱😱😱😱???????

#william1026 #williamsayswhat #thingswilliamsays #4yearold #huh?

Please bless the baby....

Goodnight prayer:
"Please bless the baby so it will grow and I will take care of it."

After our prayer, as I sat on the bed, he kissed me and then bent down and kissed my belly without prompting. I almost got ugly cry face. He is already so sweet and caring and he hasn't even met the baby yet. <3

#william1026 #teamesguerra #4yearold #thingswilliamsays #bigbrother

Food prayer...

Excerpt from William's food prayer:

"Please bless everyone.
Please bless everyone again."


Hahahaha extra blessings.
#teamesguerra #william1026 #4yearold #thingswilliamsays #williamsayswhat

I will take care of the baby...

Excerpt from William's prayer tonight:

"Please take care of Mommy and Daddy,
And then I will take care of the baby."

I legit cried.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

#william1026 #4yearold #williamsayswhat #thingswilliamsays #family#thisislove #parenthood #havingakidisawesome